Pet peeve

A certain pet peeve of mine is people leaving the room to take a call and then talking really loud into the phone. I can just imagine the other person talking loudly on the other end of the phone and so you need to have the phone further away from your face. Thus you aren’t hearing a really loud telephone conversation but everyone else around you is hearing half of one!

Here is the situation,
*Phone rings* “Sorry I’ve got to take this”
*Leaves room*
You hear them from behind the door
“HELLO. YES IT IS ME. OK, THAT IS FINE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. BYE, NO YOU HANG UP, I’M NOT HANGING UP! YOU HANG UP. I LOVE YOU MORE! SO YOU HANG…”
We can still bloody hear you!
*Re-enters room* “She hung up on me...”
We know Dammit, we heard the whole thing!