Internet tools and their non internet equivalents.

Internet tool – Non internet equivalent

Blogger.com - A journal

BBC news - BBC 1

YouTube - The good old VCR

Email - The Royal mail or Fed Ex

Bebo, Facebook, MySpace – Meeting friends with photos, your VCR and something to talk about.

MSN - Tin cups and string

Chat rooms - Congregating with random people to chat.

Yahoo answers – My parents

Google reader - The library

Google maps – OS map

Dictionary.com - A dictionary

Google translator – German to English phrase book

Ragdoll avalanche – Find our own avalanches in order to lose limbs until death.

Wow, life would sure suck without the internet!